The previous pictures gave a broad view of the area involved, but like a fine piece of art, or a lab culture, you need to get up close to really appreciate the details. Here are some specimens.

King of Swamp Castle:

"One day, lad, all this will be yours."

Prince Herbert:

"What, the curtains?"

Since we aren't able to match these old plates,

we're stuck with buying new...

...despite the synergy between

the plates and the wallpaper.

If you'd like a hi res file of this for

your computer wallpaper, email us.

It was not 12:10 when this picture was taken.

Is this:

a.) A week old donut twist on a yard sale table?

b.) The brothel set of a low budget Western?

c.) The trim beneath our bay window?

Wood grained plastic of this quality

hasn't been seen since a mid '80s Buick.

The Before Pics

Ok all you rubber neckers and connoisseurs of mid-70's silliness, here are the 'before' pics.

This is an office area (approx. 10'x10.5') and a kitchen (approx. 11'x14') that will be combined into a single kitchen if all goes well. The pictures are numbered and there is an 'as-is' drawing at the bottom with lines corresponding roughly to where they were taken.

I cluttered up the rooms for the pictures to make it look worse. The house is usually immaculate.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.