The previous pictures gave a broad view of the area involved, but like a fine piece of art, or a lab culture, you need to get up close to really appreciate the details. Here are some specimens.

King of Swamp Castle:

"One day, lad, all this will be yours."

Prince Herbert:

"What, the curtains?"

Since we aren't able to match these old plates,

we're stuck with buying new...

...despite the synergy between

the plates and the wallpaper.

If you'd like a hi res file of this for

your computer wallpaper, email us.

It was not 12:10 when this picture was taken.

Is this:

a.) A week old donut twist on a yard sale table?

b.) The brothel set of a low budget Western?

c.) The trim beneath our bay window?

Wood grained plastic of this quality

hasn't been seen since a mid '80s Buick.